Ok, i have gotten this question alot lately from my Bros and Sisters back home and I have decided to post the list I wrote them to Keep them from dying of Boredom.
Hope you enjoy the list.
1. Blog Your Ass Off About Stupid Shit.
2. Knock On Your Neighbor's Door and Run without getting Caught.
3. Give Your unsuspecting Friend a Laxative and Wrap every Toliet seat in the house with Clear Cling Wrap and Enjoy.
3. Got Into Hi-Society venues and Randomly Fart and Blame the Person Next To You.
4. Watch Cartoons.
5. Sit in a Park with a Friend and Yell out Standbyer's Insecurities. For Example, you are sitting in a park and a lady is walking her dog, you will say "Mam, Beastiality is Illegal in Texas" and watch their Facial Expressions - Classic!
6. Call up your Homie and tell him to go to Pen Island.com. Best if done in a working environment.
7. Wear a McCain and Sarah Palin T-Shirt to the Mall.
8. Date a Ugly Fat Girl.
9. Date a Ugly Skinny Girl.
10. Go On A Date with a Fat Girl wearing a "Shes Like to Be On the Top" T-Shirt.
11. Read a Book.
12. Shit on the Neighbors Welcome Mat.
13. Make Weed Brownies and Go offer them at a Middle School Bake Sale.
14. Got to the Arcades.
15. Go To the Gas Station to Use the Restroom and Squirt Hershey Chocolate Syrup on the Walls and Toliet Handle.
16. Go to the Movies and Bootleg.
17. Drive up to Major Burger Chains Drive Through and Order Food from Competitor Burger Chains and Raise Hell when they say "We Dont Carry that". For Example- Go to BurgerKing and Order a Big Mac and Demand to speak with the manager if the cashier says its not available.
18. Dress Up as A Twinkie and Stand Out side the Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig and 24 Fitness Workout Room Windows. Making Love to the Window is Preferred - EXTRA KICK!
19. Call "Order in Advance" Food Places and Don't Pick it Up.
20. Yell 'KILL THE DONKEY BITCH' in a Greek Food Restaurant.
21. Work Out behind the Female Aerobics Class!
22. Go Ice Skating in a Moo Moo.
23. Call Random People in the Phone Books and Tell Them About Presidential Candidates and Urge them to Vote even though its Over!
24. Ride Your Bike through a Drive Through.
25. Ride in Your Car with a Ski Mask and an McCain Supporter T-Shirt.
More to Come!
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